Discover a collection of funny Inspirational quotes that turn moments into memories and add a touch of humor to your day! At AK Quotes, we’ve curated a list of hilarious and memorable quotes that are perfect for lightening the mood and making everyday moments unforgettable. Whether you’re looking to brighten up a friend’s day, add a spark to a social media post, or just enjoy a good laugh, these funny Inspirational quotes will do the trick.
“The only time to be positive is when you’re punching.”
“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.” – Michael Scott
“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.”
“My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.”
“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
“Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.” – Henry David Thoreau
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill
“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” — Steven Wright
“I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.” – Benjamin Franklin
“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Anonymous
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.” – Anonymous
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb
“My therapist told me a good way to achieve the goals I want is to ask myself, ‘What would a lazy person do?'”
“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – Anonymous
“My goal this weekend is to move… just enough so people know I’m not dead.” – Anonymous
“You can’t be late until you show up.”
“If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be happy to do it for you.” — Groucho Marx
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Anonymous
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
“Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun
“The best things in life are free. The second best are very expensive.” — Coco Chanel
“I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers.”
